Monday, March 22, 2010

Bedtime at Poi's House

Once Upon A Time, there was a girl named Little Red Riding Poi. She always had a bloody crotch from pounding too much dick. The end.

Once Upon A Time, there was a little boy and a little girl named Hansel and Poietal. Hansel and Poietal were hated by their step-mother so she sent them out to the woods with some bread and told them to never come home. Hansel laid out the bread to find his way back home but Poietals greedy ass ate it all and they both died. The end.

Once Upon A Time, there was a princess named Poi White. She was a crackhead. The End.

Once Upon A Time, there was a princess named Sleeping Poi. She slept all day because she was a lazy fuck. One day her prince came to kiss her and saw how lazy she was so he smacked a hoe and left. The End.

Once Upon A Time, there was a midget named Rumplestiltskin who wanted to take some chicks bobble headed baby. She was like, "Hey, I'll suck your itty bitty pecker if you leave my baby alone." Rumplestiltskin now has the clap. Should have taken bobble head. The End.

Little miss Poi-uffet sat on a tuffet
Snorting her crack and beer
Down came a spider and sat beside her
And she gave him head.

Hey diddle diddle
Poi humps a fiddle
The junkie jumps over the moon
The little pimp laughed to see such a sport
And Poi cleans her twat with a spoon.

Hickory Dickory Dock,
Poi sucks a lot of cock
The clock struck three
So she got on her knees!
And did everyone on the block.

Little Bo-Poi has lost her boys,
And doesn't know where to find them.
Get rid of the burn and they will return,
Wagging their balls behind them.


Poi, Poi, quite contrary,
How does your pussy grow?
With silver cocks and building blocks,
And little balls pushed in real slow.

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